1. Your idea of a Friday night is having a glass of wine and watching Dateline.
12. You go on walks, not runs, for exercise.
13. You have at least one bowl of candy in your apartment. Bonus if it’s Werther’s.
16. You encourage each other to dress for comfort over style.
- It's official: Democratic delegates picked Hillary Clinton as the first female presidential nominee of a major US party 🙋
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a church attack that killed a priest in northern France on Tuesday.
- 🍎📉: Apple's business is declining due to slowing iPhone sales, but the company is still making a ton of money.