This Video Of Someone Fixing An Ingrown Toenail Is Grossly Mesmerizing
Simply position the jaws of life UNDER each side of your nail, and tighten.
Then, let it chill in some water for 20 minutes, so you won't hear it screaming.
Once it's lost the will to fight back, screw the hell out of it.
Dry it with a hair dryer, and voilà, your toenail is back to normal.