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26 Things College Seniors Won't Miss Saying Once They Graduate

Just think, you'll never have to read another syllabus again.

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So you're graduating. It might feel like the end of the world right now, but think of all the things you'll never have to say again!

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1. "What? The class is already full?! I haven't even gotten to sign up yet."

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I literally got online to sign up at 7:01, and you're telling me the class is full? I have to graduate on time.

2. "Wait, this textbook is how much?"

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There goes my savings since I was 5.

3. "And now you're telling me after I dropped $150 I don't even NEED this book?"

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What a waste of a tree.

4. "I lost my syllabus."

IS EVERYTHING IN THE GOD-FORSAKEN SYLLABUS?!
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IS EVERYTHING IN THE GOD-FORSAKEN SYLLABUS?!

5. "God, what if I run into (person you hooked up with at the first party of the year) going to class?"

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Once I actually move to a metropolitan area it will be impossible!

6. "My professor only allows us to miss one class, and I've already used it."

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I can't skip another class, no matter how pretty the day is. Would it be worth dropping by half a letter grade?

7. "I will never use the information from this class in the real world."

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When will I ever need to label the organs of a dead cat? I'm a film major.

8. "I didn't do the reading."

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I mean, is it really that important?

9. "I'm not sure I can afford to pre-game AND go out five nights a week."

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Decisions, decisions.

10. "We really need to establish a time for the group to get this presentation together."

EXCEPT NO ONE WANTS TO HELP AT ALL. Do I have to do everything?!

11. "I can't stay out too late. I have to get up for my 8 AM."

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I can either go out and show up to class as a zombie or stay in and look well-rested.

12. "I can't go tonight. I have a night class."

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I wanted to have a free day but now it's just endless nights with a dose of FOMO.

13. "I can't really go in my room, because my roommate and her 'friend' are 'studying.'"

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Have you ever thought about a land free of being sexiled?

14. On a Saturday: "I haven't started studying for my Monday exam."

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Is there ever a time where procrastination isn't an option?

15. "What grade do I need to get on this final to keep from staying another semester?"

I just have to make it to the next semester.
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I just have to make it to the next semester.

16. "I have three research papers due next week and I really don't know when I'll be able to do them."

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AND I have to have at least 10 scholarly sources each?!

17. "I'm going to need to pull an all-nighter to finish this."

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When will the hell of procrastination be over?

18. "The majority of this essay is me bullshitting words."

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Just get to 2,500 words. You can do it.

19. "I'm going to be a little late, because I CAN'T FIND A PARKING SPOT ANYWHERE ON THIS DAMN CAMPUS."

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Is it even worth going? I hear wine and my bed calling me at home.

20. "I can't really have too much fun during spring break, because midterms are the next week."

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Isn't it called Spring BREAK for a reason?

21. "I only got a B on this test. What did you get?" (OR ANY OTHER UNNECESSARILY COMPETITIVE COMMENT)

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A life without competing for the better grade sounds like heaven.

22. "I can't go to dinner. I need to spend my meal points."

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Because you don't get that money back, and you don't want an angry mom.

23. "Does anyone have any extra meal points?"

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There has to be some freshman around here vying for my approval.

24. "I have three finals on the same day."

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Why are you doing this to me during my last semester of college?

25. "Is getting another degree worth not going into the real world?"

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Maybe I can just have it as a fallback in case I can't find a job...but then that means more tests.

26. "What am I going to do with my life?"

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Well, actually that never goes away, but you're all in it together.

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