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22 Soul-Crushing Facebook Habits That Need To Be Stopped

Send me one more Candy Crush invite. I dare you.

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1. The cryptic status.

LIKE, JUST SAY WHAT HAPPENED OR DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.
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LIKE, JUST SAY WHAT HAPPENED OR DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.

2. As well as the call for thoughts and prayers with no explanation.

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What is HAPPENING.

3. The "I believe everything I read" post.

"GUYS, read this story from The Onion. I can't believe it!"
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"GUYS, read this story from The Onion. I can't believe it!"

4. The ~social experiment~.

5. Getting poked.

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Literally, how it feels.

6. The humblebrag.

#BlessedYALL

7. Straight-up bragging.

OF COURSE EVERYONE KNOWS. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
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OF COURSE EVERYONE KNOWS. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

8. The creepy overshare.

Dies from awkwardness.

9. The "look at how healthy I am, bitch."

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*posted from Instagram* WE GET IT. IT'S COLORFUL AND YOU HATE PIZZA.

10. The political rant.

Comedy Central

11. And the anger-filled rant.

Everybody just calm down.
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Everybody just calm down.

12. The message for lives in Farmville/Candy Crush/ANY GAME.

Ask me one more time. I dare you.

13. The "I know this is good but I need reaffirmation" status.

14. The duckface selfie-a-day post.

A selfie a day keeps the likes from bae.
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A selfie a day keeps the likes from bae.

15. And the LOOK AT MY KID. ISN'T IT CUTE daily update.

FOX

Yep. They're still a baby...

16. A novel of how much you love your S.O. and your journey together.

OMG BAE.

17. And anything with the word "hubby."

18. The "here's a play-by-play of what I'm doing every minute at work."

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19. Using absurdly long hashtags unironically.

NBC

#stop

20. The "PLEASE like my band page" PSA.

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I get it. You're an aspiring singer. Just take that knob and tone it down a notch.

21. Posting anything about how much you work out.

"10-mile run today. LOL easier than I thought."
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"10-mile run today. LOL easier than I thought."

22. And finally, the ever-elusive chain letter.

I do not have time for this.
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I do not have time for this.

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