1. The cryptic status.
2. As well as the call for thoughts and prayers with no explanation.
3. The "I believe everything I read" post.
4. The ~social experiment~.
5. Getting poked.
6. The humblebrag.
7. Straight-up bragging.
8. The creepy overshare.
Dies from awkwardness.
9. The "look at how healthy I am, bitch."
10. The political rant.
11. And the anger-filled rant.
12. The message for lives in Farmville/Candy Crush/ANY GAME.
Ask me one more time. I dare you.