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23 Times You Knew LA Just Wasn't For You

The smog hurts so good.

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1. When a Dodger Dog was more expensive than the actual ticket to the game.

$15 for a dog, $10 for this StubHub ticket. FML.

2. When you wanted a good view at the top of Runyon and all you got was smog.

#nofilter.

3. When In-N-Out went in and out of you.

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Animal style.

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4. When you became the victim of passive-aggressive parking notes.

"Fucken."

5. When you thought you were doing the environment a favor by biking to work.

WHERE ARE THE BIKE LANES?!

6. When the majority of your budget went to gas for your car.

7. When you walked back to your car and discovered you were COMPLETELY boxed in.

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AT THE PARKING METER.

8. When you woke up to an 80° day on Christmas morning.

It's beginning to look a lot like... summer.

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9. When you made one little driving mistake in Beverly Hills.

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ONE MISTAKE.

10. When Obama coming to L.A. was worse than Carmageddon.

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THANKS OBAMA.

11. When you just had to run into a store real quick.

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Seriously?! After five minutes?

12. When a TODDLER was better than you at parallel parking.

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SMH

13. When Hollywood Boulevard wasn't as glamorous as you thought it would be.

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14. When you tried to get on the quinoa train and it blocked you up.

I can't.

15. When a major street was completely shut down for a "pop-up celebrity concert."

COOL. It's not like I live on the next street over.

16. When you couldn't find your car in a sea of Prii.

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And yes, that's plural for "Prius."

17. When you couldn't get on Tinder without seeing headshot after headshot.

18. When you had to put on your reading glasses just to park.

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19. When your Starbucks fix was severely delayed because of an "unidentified pop star."

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

21. When your favorite food truck went MIA on First Fridays.

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I came all the way down to Venice for this?!

22. When you wanted to spend the day in Malibu, but ended up getting there close to sunset.

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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