5. “Oh, you’re still doing that? I thought you would have broken up by now!”
How you want to respond: Thank you for your encouragement.
6. “Do you have like, you know, Skype sex?”
How you want to respond: Yes. All the fucking time.
9. “Have they cheated on you?”
How you want to respond: Do you think I would be doing this if they did?
10. “Have you thought about breaking up?”
How you want to respond: Only with this conversation.
13. “Do you miss them?”
How you want to respond: No. I really love spending our birthdays and anniversaries apart!
19. “So… is it an open relationship?”
How you want to respond: I’m sorry. Do you even know what “long distance” means?
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