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22 Morally Questionable Things All Roommates Will Never Confess

It's your move in Trash Jenga.

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2. Or doing this.

Technically, I put more on there, right?

4. Forgetting to put the empty box back in the trash after eating the last treat.

The toffee just distracted me.


5. Letting your friend take anything out of the fridge, regardless of whose stuff is in there.

6. Wanting to secretly kill your roommate's pet.

Do those things LOOK like your shoes?

8. Writing that funny, but serious, passive aggressive note.

This. Is. Mine.


10. Not taking ALL the ice so you don't have to refill the tray.

I mean, at least there's two, right?

11. Or leaving a teeny bit of water so you can avoid refilling the Brita.

It just takes sooo long.

12. Blaming the oven on burning something and stinking up the whole apartment.

"It didn't do this with me old oven!"


15. Leaving your shoes everywhere but your room.

16. Using drunkenness as an excuse to get out of cleaning up after a party.

18. Not cleaning up after you clearly spilled something.

"Maybe they won't notice..."

20. Doing whatever you can to not be the person who has to take out the trash.

It's called trash Jenga, and it's a thing.

22. And knowing you have the best roommate in the world who puts up with all your crap.