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22 Morally Questionable Things All Roommates Will Never Confess

It's your move in Trash Jenga.

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1. Leaving just enough toilet paper so you don't have to replace it.

Meh... I can do it later.

Meh... I can do it later.

2. Or doing this.

Technically, I put more on there, right?

3. Sneaking just a snack from your roommate's stash, because you're absurdly hungry and out of food.


Just. So. Hungry.

4. Forgetting to put the empty box back in the trash after eating the last treat.

The toffee just distracted me.

5. Letting your friend take anything out of the fridge, regardless of whose stuff is in there.

6. Wanting to secretly kill your roommate's pet.

Do those things LOOK like your shoes?

7. Eavesdropping on their phone conversations.

Adult Swim

OOOOOOOO I wonder what their fight will be about this time.

8. Writing that funny, but serious, passive aggressive note.

This. Is. Mine.

9. Not washing your dishes for a solid week.


I'll get around to it.

10. Not taking ALL the ice so you don't have to refill the tray.

I mean, at least there's two, right?

11. Or leaving a teeny bit of water so you can avoid refilling the Brita.

It just takes sooo long.

12. Blaming the oven on burning something and stinking up the whole apartment.

"It didn't do this with me old oven!"

13. Saying you cleaned the apartment, when you really just Febrezed the hell out of everything.

No one will ever know!

14. Inviting people over without letting your roommate know.

15. Leaving your shoes everywhere but your room.

16. Using drunkenness as an excuse to get out of cleaning up after a party.

17. Using just a smidgen of their toothpaste.

Or their body wash.

18. Not cleaning up after you clearly spilled something.

"Maybe they won't notice..."

19. Repeatedly asking your roommate questions when he/she is clearly working on something.


"Hey... real quick..."

20. Doing whatever you can to not be the person who has to take out the trash.

It's called trash Jenga, and it's a thing.

21. Changing the thermostat without anyone noticing.

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Mission: Accomplished.

22. And knowing you have the best roommate in the world who puts up with all your crap.

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