It's Time To Leave Planet Earth Because There's Now A Selfie Spoon
Goodbye, planet Earth.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch aka the best cereal ever unveiled its shiny new toy: A selfie spoon... A SELFIE SPOON, PEOPLE, and it's REAL AND FREE.
Ever face that dilemma of choosing between a selfie and your cereal? Worry no more! The Cereal Selfie Spoon is here, a spoon–selfie-stick hybrid that lets you do both at once.
And yes, it's real...and free. All you have to do is pay shipping and handling. It turns out they sell out really damn fast every day.
Why did you do this to us, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, why?
See you on Mars, everybody.