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How Texas Are You Compared To Everyone Else?

The ultimate Texan test.

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    You've been to the Texas State Fair.
    And you went primarily for the fried food.
    You've rooted for the Cowboys all your life no matter how many times the QB chokes.
    You've been to a Rangers game in the dead of summer.
    You went to see the Alamo before high school.
    You have an undying love for Texas A&M or UT.
    Wes Anderson makes movies that speak to you on a spiritual level.
    Every time you watch a Richard Linklater movie, you get nostalgic for Texas.
    Especially "Slacker."
    Every time you leave Texas, people tell you that you have a ~cute~ accent.
    You own at least one pair of cowboy boots.
    And have worn a cowboy hat on at least one occasion.
    Sweet tea is the only tea.
    When someone mentions Oklahoma you want to die.
    The majority of your Friday nights in high school were spent at football games.
    You or someone you know has a pickup truck.
    Summers are for Schlitterbahn and going to the lake.
    You own at least one "Tyler's" shirt in a neon color.
    Or a "Keep Austin Weird" shirt.
    You've spent plenty of spring breaks in South Padre.
    And you've had at least one vacation in Galveston (maybe one was enough).
    Whataburger is your jam. There's nothing like a B.O.B.
    Buc-ee's is your preferred gas station on a road trip.
    You've been to the Houston Rodeo.
    And nearly threw up after all the fried food.
    You know where to get the best BBQ in the state.
    And you've experienced the food trucks in Austin.
    You've toured the USS Lexington in Corpus Christi without breaking a sweat.
    "Mum" does not mean "mom" to you.
    Chuck Norris is more than just an actor. He's a hero.
    You're sick of being asked what you think about George W. Bush
    And being asked if you ride horses to school.
    Tex-Mex isn't complete without chips and QUESO.
    There's nothing like a DQ Blizzard on a summer day.
    You've been branded by your hot seatbelt.
    You laugh when people say 90° is a "hot day."
    You've driven for hours on 35 just to get kolaches from Czech Stop.
    You feel oddly close to Beyoncé and Matthew McConaughey because they're from Texas.
    You're overly friendly.
    It's "y'all" not "you all."
    You've experienced the Riverwalk in San Antonio.
    And have floated the river.
    You think the show "Dallas" is nothing like the actual city.
    You've had tornado drills in school and have possibly been in one.
    You're either all about the Mavericks, Rockets, or Spurs. No substitutions.
    "Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose," is so much more than a quote to you.
    No other ice cream will ever be as good as Blue Bell.
    There's nothing like an ice-cold Shiner Bock.
    You've taken pictures of or in Bluebonnets.
    Texas is and will always be home to you.

How Texas Are You Compared To Everyone Else?

You aren't very Texas, but that's OK. Maybe you're from the South or like spending your time on the coast. You might want to take a vacation down to the greatest state in the US soon and experience the magic.

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Your semi-Texas but no *quite* there yet. You may have visited a few times or have lived there for a little bit. No biggie. Just keep up the hard work and growing love for Texas.

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Much like Queen Bey, you know Texas like the back of your hand, and have a love and appreciation for the state. Although you're not FULL BLOWN Texas, you still have a special place in your heart for it.

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You are the ultimate Texan. You were either born and raised in the state or have lived there for a significant amount of time. You love your state and refuse to call any other place home.

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    Not very Texas at all
    Semi-Texas
    Very Texas
    I am the ULTIMATE Texan

How Texas Are You Compared To Everyone Else?

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