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How Texas Are You Compared To Everyone Else?

The ultimate Texan test.

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    You've been to the Texas State Fair.
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    And you went primarily for the fried food.
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    You've rooted for the Cowboys all your life no matter how many times the QB chokes.
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    You've been to a Rangers game in the dead of summer.
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    You went to see the Alamo before high school.
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    You have an undying love for Texas A&M or UT.
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    Wes Anderson makes movies that speak to you on a spiritual level.
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    Every time you watch a Richard Linklater movie, you get nostalgic for Texas.
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    Especially "Slacker."
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    Every time you leave Texas, people tell you that you have a ~cute~ accent.
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    You own at least one pair of cowboy boots.
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    And have worn a cowboy hat on at least one occasion.
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    Sweet tea is the only tea.
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    When someone mentions Oklahoma you want to die.
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    The majority of your Friday nights in high school were spent at football games.
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    You or someone you know has a pickup truck.
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    Summers are for Schlitterbahn and going to the lake.
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    You own at least one "Tyler's" shirt in a neon color.
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    Or a "Keep Austin Weird" shirt.
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    You've spent plenty of spring breaks in South Padre.
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    And you've had at least one vacation in Galveston (maybe one was enough).
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    Whataburger is your jam. There's nothing like a B.O.B.
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    Buc-ee's is your preferred gas station on a road trip.
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    You've been to the Houston Rodeo.
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    And nearly threw up after all the fried food.
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    You know where to get the best BBQ in the state.
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    And you've experienced the food trucks in Austin.
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    You've toured the USS Lexington in Corpus Christi without breaking a sweat.
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    "Mum" does not mean "mom" to you.
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    Chuck Norris is more than just an actor. He's a hero.
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    You're sick of being asked what you think about George W. Bush
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    And being asked if you ride horses to school.
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    Tex-Mex isn't complete without chips and QUESO.
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    There's nothing like a DQ Blizzard on a summer day.
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    You've been branded by your hot seatbelt.
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    You laugh when people say 90° is a "hot day."
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    You've driven for hours on 35 just to get kolaches from Czech Stop.
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    You feel oddly close to Beyoncé and Matthew McConaughey because they're from Texas.
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    You're overly friendly.
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    It's "y'all" not "you all."
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    You've experienced the Riverwalk in San Antonio.
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    And have floated the river.
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    You think the show "Dallas" is nothing like the actual city.
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    You've had tornado drills in school and have possibly been in one.
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    You're either all about the Mavericks, Rockets, or Spurs. No substitutions.
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    "Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose," is so much more than a quote to you.
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    No other ice cream will ever be as good as Blue Bell.
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    There's nothing like an ice-cold Shiner Bock.
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    You've taken pictures of or in Bluebonnets.
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    Texas is and will always be home to you.
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    I am the ULTIMATE Texan
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