1. When someone deliberately cuts you in line.
What you wish you could say: "K, so that was cool! It's not like I've been waiting here patiently for hours."
2. When a co-worker is making a horribly annoying sound.
What you wish you could say: "STTTTOOOPPPP."
3. When your friend bails on you last minute.
What you wish you could say: "This is unacceptable. I planned my entire day around this."
4. When someone hurts you on accident.
What you wish you could say: "No, I'm not OK. I'm millions of miles away from OK."
5. When someone you really aren't into asks you out.
What you wish you could say: "CAN WE PLEASE JUST BE FRIENDS PLEASE."
6. When your order is not even remotely what you asked for.
What you wish you could say: "DID I STUTTER?"
7. When your friends are in a heated debate and then ask you for your opinion.
What you wish you could say: "You're both complete idiots."
8. When someone asks if they can borrow your favorite shirt.
What you wish you could say: "With your shirt-borrowing track record, I’d rather you not."
9. When you've completely run out of toilet paper and it's your roommate's turn to get it.
What you wish you could say: "Buy the toilet paper for once!"
10. When your friends want to go eat Indian food and you hate Indian food.
What you wish you could say: "If you don't want my stomach to explode, let's not."
11. When someone asks if they can copy your idea.
What you wish you could say: "LOL is that a joke?"
12. When you pay for a friend's meal and they forget to pay you back.
What you wish you could say: "Where. Is. My. Damn. MONEY."
13. When the person next to you on a plane falls asleep on you and snores.
What you wish you could say: "Get off me immediately."
14. When the item you thought was on sale, doesn't ring up as on sale.
What you wish you could say: "You made a mistake. I am poor and have no time for this."
15. When someone is talking during a movie.
What you wish you could say: "Could you shut the hell up for even one millisecond?"
16. When you get cut off while driving.
What you wish you could say: Nothing, but you do wish you could give them the finger while cutting them off.
17. When someone interrupts your story.
What you wish you could say: "Could you just sit back and relax for a second? It's not all about you."
18. When you don't get credit for a good idea.
What you wish you could say: "Is this some kind of sick joke?!"
19. When someone asks if you're mad at them.
What you wish you could say: "I actually hate you right now."
20. When people ask you to be the DD again.
What you wish you could say: "No! Never! I want to actually get drunk for once."
21. When you finally reach your breaking point, and try to speak your mind.
What you wanted to say: Something that is much more calm.
