19 Problems Only Brunettes Can Relate To

Brown hair, don’t care.

1. You never got to be Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty growing up.

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I guess Jasmine is OK…

2. Upper-lip hair.

It grows so dark. SO DARK.

3. Bright colors never show up in your hair.

4. No one ever sees you as “The Bombshell.”

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5. If you have strong eyebrow game, forget it. People assume you’re mean.

6. If you do successfully dye your hair, evil dark roots appear immediately.

I swear my roots are the worst they've ever been. just 6 more days! #BrunetteProblems

— malibu stacey (@staceydawnralph)

7. The sun makes your hair feel like molten lava.

It’s like a black t-shirt on your head.

8. You were the go-to Sporty Spice…

…never Baby Spice.

9. When you’re with your friends, people assume you’re the “smart one.”

Which technically isn’t terrible.

10. Dry shampoo can be your worst nightmare, and can make you look like Cruella de Vil.

11. When you find the perfect hairstyle on Pinterest, and it only shows up on light hair.

Later, Game of Thrones braid.

12. Brown hair is the second most common hair color, right below black and brown-black.

Yay for being average.

13. You were a little put off when Rapunzel’s hair DIED and turned brown.

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So now she’s, like, ugly?

14. Skipping a day of shaving is unheard of.

15. Got a little dandruff? Might as well be snowing.

16. Greasy hair is impossible to hide.

Aguero is brilliant but I would sack his hairdresser! #DodgyMullet #GreasyHair

— Darren Lewitt (@DarrenLewitt)

17. Wearing a white T-shirt or being around white paper can expose your shedding problem.

18. The only princess emoji is of a blonde.

Nothing better than being an “information desk person.”

19. Dyeing your hair lighter is nearly impossible and requires heavy duty bleach.

Was sick of the dip dye. And this isn't even done yet I need another dye #brunetteproblems

— Rae ☮ (@rachael_tweedy)

Sometimes it might seem like blondes really do have all the fun…

… But at the end of the day, brunettes have a pretty good time too.

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