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25 Awkward Moments Everyone Who Doesn't Drink Knows Too Well

When you have to decipher drunk texts from your friends...

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1. When you have to take care of your friends who are in their 20's even though you're the same age as them.

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JUST CALL ME MOM!

Jk, don't.

2. When you are at a wedding and are more sober than the bride and groom.

Happy wedding day... ha.. .you won't remember this, never mind.

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3. When your friends assume you will be the designated driver without even asking you.

"But you don't drink."

THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA TAKE CARE OF YOUR DUMB ASSES ALL NIGHT.

4. When you receive drunk texts from your friends and have to spend nearly 10 minutes minutes trying to decipher them.

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What are you trying to say?

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11. And everyone asking you to hold onto their stuff because they know you won't lose it.

JUST BECAUSE I'M SOBER DOESN'T MEAN I'M RESPONSIBLE.

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16. When your friends don't wanna head home yet, so you find yourself eating the disgusting bar food.

Excuse me, sir. How long have these peanuts been sitting out?

17. And then when your friends expect you to have sympathy for them when they have a massive hangover the next morning.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I feel fine.

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19. When your friends ask you to brunch and you order two entrees and they order just straight mimosas.

Oh, so, we're not stuffing our faces this morning? Cool.

21. When your drunk friend wants you to take a picture of them you KNOW they'll regret in the morning.

24. Attempting to humor your one friend that always thinks they're saying something deep while intoxicated.

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Whatever you say, Sarah.

25. When your friends invite you out for wine tasting and they're drunk by 2 p.m. and you're just Instagramming grapes like #NoFilter.

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