1. Journey into uncharted waters aboard a Star Trek cruise.
2. Wait for a groundhog.
3. Attend SantaCon.
4. Find out who your real friends are...
5. Spring cleaning.
6. Get saucy at La Tomatina.
7. Give the ugliest dog in the world a prize.
If we did this with a human it would be wrong.
8. Have it be socially acceptable to be a a sexy [insert esteemed profession here].
It's still about the candy. The eye candy.