CalculusThief

My jam was Cabbage Patch Kids: Adventures in Babyland. The graphics were so bad I spent a good week trying to jump over a "snare drum" before figuring out it was actually a trampoline and I had to jump onto it!

Maybe the issue in #4 is that someone tried to "mail" a pizza?

"Air" on the side of thicker? Does anyone proofread anymore?

Maybe it's because I'm "old", but a lot of these seem like a waste of energy to me. I would have gotten revenge at some younger point in my life, but now I feel like shitty people are best left forgotten. No more expending effort on people who deserve none.

I own #28 and they're garbage, fwiw.

I've been fitted at several stores and still can't seem to find bras I like. I go down a cup size and my breasts don't fit. I go up a cup size and experience major gapping at the top (I could keep my phone in there!). I put up with the gapping because it's less annoying than the rolls… Read More

In August of 2012, I went on a first date with a guy who was 13 years younger than me, who I had met online, who lived three hours away and who was already talking about our future together. I was in my thirties and immediately thought, "slow your roll here". I had been hurt and betrayed… Read More

I also liked making a statement without saying a word.

More Essence, please!

Same goes for #14. The soles aren't even rubber, they're some sort of plastic material. The boots feel somehow thin yet stiff at the same time. I was excited to get them and intensely disappointed by them. You get what you pay for, I suppose.