For centuries scholars and laymen alike have argued the true nature of the Bermuda Triangle. This mysterious phenomenon has baffled the most brilliant minds but today, right now, I can solve the mysteries of this terrible place.
In the depths of our oceans, monsters rest. Nowhere is this more evident than in the Atlantic Ocean between Miami, San Juan and Bermuda.
Here lives one of the most ferocious beasts, a gargantuan squid. His flesh is blood red, his tentacles stretch for fathoms and his mouth is vast. His master, Poseidon, is however the more blood thirsty of the pairing. Hiding beneath the waves the dastardly duo
await their prey. Unsuspecting ships and planes do not stand a chance. The massive squid is so sensitive; it can sense the poor travellers from miles away. With lightening speed it rises out of the water, Poseidon riding its tentacles.
As if by magic some kind of aberration appears in the heavens, it’s Zeus Kitteh. He too wants his quarry and he will fight whomever to get it. With terrifying ultraviolet laser glasses Puss strikes the triangle. Zeus Kitteh’s lasers are most powerful, awakening even more horrors contained within the triangle; a maniacal alien who produces lightening abduction rays, a Godzillaesque fire breathing dragon. However the most terrifying of all has to be Barry Manilow whose demonic crooning of his 1980s hit “Bermuda Triangle” effortlessly drowns out the screams of the unfortunate souls.
Who will triumph...you decide