dobbyisafreeelf

I have had so many "aha" moments over the course of my life, but I think my favorite was realizing I am bisexual. I was 18 or 19 and had been struggling to understand my sexuality for years. I knew that I was neither straight nor gay but I grew up in a very religious section of Appalachia… Read More

Rotisserie chicken is a life saver. Grab one from your supermarket, get a bag of frozen veggies, and some minute rice, and you can fuel your body with something that takes max 10 minutes to throw together and will make you feel better than junk food in the long run.

Several years ago my then-boyfriend and I were doing the thing, and everything was normal and totally fine until he came. He accidentally quacked. But not like a real duck... Like Donald Duck. Very, very loud and drawn out, so it was impossible to pretend I hadn't heard it. He was… Read More

It's a tie between Power Wheels and light up sneakers. I wanted a Power Wheels so badly and my grandfather often offered to get one for my brother and I when we were kids, but my parents didn't want us to have one. They never said why, but we asked every Christmas and birthday for… Read More

Sometimes my depression really puts me down for days at a time but I can't afford to stay in bed and wallow because I have rent to pay. For a more prolonged episode I watch the Harry Potter movies, one at a time, until I come out of it. Sometimes it takes all eight, sometimes I can… Read More

My roommate and I watch QVC or HSN and make fun of the intense sales pitches or weird products. Bonus: sometimes there are great things featured and you really will get the best deal on them. Humor+shopping therapy=win.

This is just gorgeous, is this your design?

I just moved for the 5th time in 5 years and I cannot stress enough how much you need cleaning supplies, especially a vacuum. Get spray bleach, a vacuum, dish and hand soap, magic erasers, etc. I also second the Brita pitcher comment, many apt complexes have less-than-stellar water.… Read More

There are no end to the awk photos of me, but in the end it had to be this one. Taken about 2001 when I was 13. Yes, I was serious, and no, no one told me.

what in god's name is the last one all about??