1.
SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.
2.
slept for 11 hours in a cave
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
slept for 11 hours in a cave
3.
The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I'm delerious killme.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I'm delerious killme.
4.
first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
5.
death http://twitpic.com/kp29l
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
death http://twitpic.com/kp29l
6.
http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours
7.
my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.
8.
i havent used a microwave in two years
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
i havent used a microwave in two years
because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets
IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT
9.
I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10.
YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR
11. That time she was obsessed with mummies:
MUMMIES OF THE WORLDDDDD
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES OF THE WORLDDDDD
MUMMIES CORPSES
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES CORPSES
MUMMIES CORPSES SKULLS AND DEATH
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES CORPSES SKULLS AND DEATH
MUMMIES MUMMIESSSSSSSSS
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES MUMMIESSSSSSSSS
MUMMIES ARE THE WORLD
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES ARE THE WORLD
MUMMIES SKULLS BONES AND SPELLS
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES SKULLS BONES AND SPELLS
16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD
12.
would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT
13.
nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS
14. Halloween I
TONIGHT WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
TONIGHT WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN
SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS
caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins
SATAN I CAN FEEEEL YOUUUUUU
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SATAN I CAN FEEEEL YOUUUUUU
15. Halloween II, Aubrey's Revenge
skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls
spiders death screams and scares
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
spiders death screams and scares
HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD
DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd
16.
is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror
17. That time she live tweeted eating a Bumble Bar:
i love you chocolate bumble bar
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
i love you chocolate bumble bar
you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.
bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.
just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz
YOu ARE MINE
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
YOu ARE MINE
EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.
18.
Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat
19.
also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.
20.
eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider
21.
Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!
22.
SOMETHING IS BITING MEEEEE
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SOMETHING IS BITING MEEEEE
23. 3 months later...
SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!
24.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
(no caption required)
25.
death is near
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
death is near
(caption required...and awesome)
26.
tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt
27.
ssttuuupppidddddddddd
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
ssttuuupppidddddddddd
28.
my only friend at work... #whereareyouchrisbosh
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
my only friend at work...
#whereareyouchrisbosh
29.
I AM A GAY MAN
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
I AM A GAY MAN
30.
Owwwwww! Someone get these lollipops outta my underwear! !!!
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
Owwwwww! Someone get these lollipops outta my underwear! !!!