SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
slept for 11 hours in a cave
The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I'm delerious killme.
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I’m delerious killme.
first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
death http://twitpic.com/kp29l
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
i havent used a microwave in two years
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT
I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR
11. That time she was obsessed with mummies:
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES OF THE WORLDDDDD
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES CORPSES SKULLS AND DEATH
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
MUMMIES SKULLS BONES AND SPELLS
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS
14. Halloween I
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
TONIGHT WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS
caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SATAN I CAN FEEEEL YOUUUUUU
15. Halloween II, Aubrey’s Revenge
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
spiders death screams and scares
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD
DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!’nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror
17. That time she live tweeted eating a Bumble Bar:
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
i love you chocolate bumble bar
you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.
bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you’re my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.
Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat
also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn’t aged. we are in love.
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SOMETHING IS BITING MEEEEE
23. 3 months later…
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!
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Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt
Aubrey Plaza
@evilhag
my only friend at work… #whereareyouchrisbosh
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