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    30 Truly Insane Tweets From Aubrey Plaza

    Evil hag. Evil genius. She will consume your soul.

    1.

    SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.

    2.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    slept for 11 hours in a cave

    3.

    The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I'm delerious killme.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I'm delerious killme.

    4.

    first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    5.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    death http://twitpic.com/kp29l

    6.

    http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours

    7.

    my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.

    8.

    i havent used a microwave in two years

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    i havent used a microwave in two years

    because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets

    IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT

    9.

    I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    10.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR

    11. That time she was obsessed with mummies:

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    MUMMIES OF THE WORLDDDDD

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    MUMMIES CORPSES

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    MUMMIES CORPSES SKULLS AND DEATH

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    MUMMIES MUMMIESSSSSSSSS

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    MUMMIES ARE THE WORLD

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    MUMMIES SKULLS BONES AND SPELLS

    16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD

    12.

    would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT

    13.

    nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS

    14. Halloween I

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    TONIGHT WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

    blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN

    SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS

    caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    SATAN I CAN FEEEEL YOUUUUUU

    15. Halloween II, Aubrey's Revenge

    skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    spiders death screams and scares

    HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD

    DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd

    16.

    is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror

    17. That time she live tweeted eating a Bumble Bar:

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    i love you chocolate bumble bar

    you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.

    bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.

    just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    YOu ARE MINE

    EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.

    18.

    Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat

    19.

    also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.

    20.

    eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider

    21.

    Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!

    22.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    SOMETHING IS BITING MEEEEE

    23. 3 months later...

    SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!

    24.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    (no caption required)

    25.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    death is near

    (caption required...and awesome)

    26.

    tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt

    27.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    ssttuuupppidddddddddd

    28.

    my only friend at work... #whereareyouchrisbosh

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    my only friend at work...

    #whereareyouchrisbosh

    29.

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    I AM A GAY MAN

    30.

    Owwwwww! Someone get these lollipops outta my underwear! !!!

    Aubrey Plaza

    @evilhag

    Owwwwww! Someone get these lollipops outta my underwear! !!!

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