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An Open Letter To Yowie Chocolates From Australia

WE WANT OUR CHOCOLATE BACK.

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Hello Yowies. We need to talk.

Fox

We haven't seen you around in a while and we're really not happy about it.

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You see, we believe it's time for you to come home.

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Yes, we truly miss you delicious, wonderful little edible creatures perfectly wrapped in alfoil.

Cadbury

And we've noticed you haven't been on Australian shelves since 2005. THAT'S TEN WHOLE YEARS.

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And after you were tragically taken away from us, we think it's a little odd that you decided to relaunch last year IN AMERICA ONLY.

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Look, we get that it's probably all about business and what not.

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But we want, no, we DESERVE our iconic chocolate back.

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And America already has so many treats that we don't have.

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Plus Yowies also came with really cute toys and we kinda miss those too.

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Seriously, you're from AUSTRALIA so why aren't you actually sold in AUSTRALIA anymore?!?!?

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IT MAKES NO SENSE.

So on behalf of Australia, Yowies, get it together and come HOME.

Cadbury