1. "Rent is how much???"
NBC
2. "This apartment is literally so small I can barely breathe."
ABC
3. "Why the fuck can't I find a car space?"
NBC
4. "And what do you mean parking isn't free?"
FOX
5. "Everyone is so damn rude and in such a rush."
Citytv
"SLOW DOWN."
6. "I really miss being a five-minute walking distance from everything."
FOX
7. "I am not going into that club if there's an entry fee."
Paramount Pictures
8. "Why are the drinks here so expensive? I just want some damn alcohol that doesn't cost me my soul."
Universal Pictures
9. "Public transport is so weird. And sweaty. Also, why is this person leaning on me?"
CBS
10. "Excuse me, can you please move your bag so I can sit down?"
ABC
"No? OK then."
11. "Wait, the shops don't shut at 4 p.m.?"
FOX
12. "OMG there are literally so many stores here, I can buy ANYTHING."
NBC
13. "Lol, except I'm broke from paying for rent/food/petrol/public transport."
The WB
14. "Ugh, it takes forever to get home after work, this is bullshit."
NBC
15. "Why aren't any of these strangers smiling at me? And why do they think I'm weird for saying 'g'day'?"
FOX
16. "I miss my family and friends. Distance sucks."
NBC
17. "I am SO glad I didn't grow up here."
Columbia Pictures
18. "But I guess the city is OK."
MTV
19. "And fun. Sometimes."
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The country is still better tbh.
