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    19 Things All Horror Fans Are Tired Of Hearing

    CAN. YOU. NOT.

    1. "How can you watch that stuff?"

    ABC

    Idk, pretty easily considering I enjoy it?

    2. "Are you a serial killer?"

    Columbia Pictures

    What. The. Fuck?

    3. "Did you like The Human Centipede/Hostel/Saw? Those are all so gross!"

    Dimension Films

    Surprisingly enough horror movies are made to shock you, CRAZY HUH???

    4. "So do you like seeing people in pain?"

    Fox

    Yeah I do, and it's not like it's real life anyway.

    5. "I hate horror movies, they're all so disgusting!"

    NBC

    Ok, cool, don't watch them.

    6. "How come everyone is so dumb? Why don't they just go inside, hide and call the cops."

    Fox

    Because then it'd be a shit movie, obviously.

    7. "Why don't you watch something funny instead?"

    Columbia Pictures

    Because I don't want to?

    8. "Are you obsessed with death?"

    Universal Pictures

    I don't visit graveyards, I'm literally just watching this shit in my own home.

    9. "How many times does it take for the babysitter to learn NOT to pick up the phone?"

    Warner Bros Pictures

    Idk, but it makes for some good viewing.

    10. "Don't you get scared?"

    HBO

    Well yeah, that's the whole point of it?

    11. "Who would really win in a fight between Freddy and Jason?"

    Columbia Pictures

    Not this again.

    12. "Do you love gore?"

    United Artists Films

    I like magic tricks and special effects, funnily enough there's a BIG difference between movies and real life.

    13. "Was The Amityville Horror real?"

    E!

    Idk, what do I look like, a Ghostbuster? I didn't live in that house, I'm not George and Kathy Lutz.

    14. "Why do they keep remaking everything? Hollywood has no original ideas anymore!"

    The WB

    Do I look like a studio executive?

    15. "Why do people always run UP the stairs? It makes no sense."

    The WB

    Because these idiots never learn, let's be honest.

    16. "I hate Rob Zombie."

    Bravo

    Ok, have fun living with all that hate then.

    17. "Ghosts aren't real you know."

    CBS

    Wow, thank you for that opinion, here I was devoting my entire life to being a paranormal investigator.

    18. "I hate found footage films, they just keep pumping them out."

    Fox

    You know I have no control over this, right?

    19. "You're going to get nightmares from watching that stuff!"

    Columbia Pictures

    Good, I'll tell Freddy Krueger you say hello.

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