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    Posted on 15 Sep 2016

    Literally Just 19 Funny Tweets About The "American Horror Story" Premiere

    "American Horror Story: Poor Decisions."

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    This post contains spoilers for the Season 6 premiere of American Horror Story.

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    1. The latest season of American Horror Story FINALLY premiered and it was a wild ride that left most people feeling pretty confused.

    AHJTIJGFJLOKFDSJ AHS ROANOKE DAFAQ IS THIS?? And WHERE THE FUCK IS EVAN HOTTIE PETERS????? hmmmHhmmmmm?????? #AHS6 #AmericanHorrorStory 👿👿

    2. Seriously, it was really fucking confusing.

    only 10 minutes left of #AHS6 and I still don't know what this season is really about

    3. Even throughout the show, the theme wasn't 100% clear.

    #AHS6 me still trynna figure out this season's theme

    4. Is it American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare or is that only a small part of it?

    Googling everything about the lost colonists at Roanoke. #AHS6

    5. Not to mention the whole fictional documentary thing was...different.

    I didn't ask for a TLC fucking documentary I asked for American Horror Story.

    6. And if it really is inspired by true events, then...NOPE.

    when you're watching #AHS6 & it says "this story is inspired by true events"

    7. At least the cast is great so far.

    American Horror Story: Bitch Is That Cuba Gooding Jr?

    8. But why didn't we see Evan Peters?

    People: "This season is going to be the best" Me: after not seeing Evan Peters #AHS6

    9. And where was the creepy-ass theme song we all love?

    - no theme song - ended 5 min. early - No Jessica Lange - Evan Peters? - don't know the theme - no preview #AHS6

    10. Seriously, where was the SONG?

    @AdolescentIdle @AHSFX #AHS6 THE SONG WHERE IT AT BITCH IM PISSED RN

    11. And what's with the rednecks??

    ahs writer: hm.. what's worse than demons intern: ...redneck demons? ahs writer:... brilliant, place them in the south #AHS6

    12. WHY WOULD YOU BUY AN ABANDONED MANSION THAT SAID REDNECKS SPAT ON???

    *sees abandoned looking mansion in the middle of nowhere for cheap* -people on #AHS6:

    13. Maybe our expectations were too high.

    "This season is going to be a lot better than Coven !" Me: #AHS6

    14. But damn, those characters make some stupid fucking choices.

    WHEN SHE GOT OUT THE CAR AND FOLLOWED A MYSTERIOUS OLD LADY INTO THE FORREST #AHS #AHS6

    15. Why don't these people think things through first???

    American Horror Story: Poor Decisions

    16. Look, the whole experience was one big roller coaster.

    17. And we're all still recovering from it.

    I can't handle this first episode. They've almost died 5 times within the first hour. #AHS6

    18. But at least we've all learnt something.

    kylie was right, 2016 is the year of realizing things. i just realized the #AHS6 theme is american horror stories

    19. Honestly, lord help your Twitter feed today.

    People who aren't watching #AHS6 are opening their twitter feed like

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