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Literally Just 19 Funny Tweets About The "American Horror Story" Premiere

"American Horror Story: Poor Decisions."

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1. The latest season of American Horror Story FINALLY premiered and it was a wild ride that left most people feeling pretty confused.

AHJTIJGFJLOKFDSJ AHS ROANOKE DAFAQ IS THIS?? And WHERE THE FUCK IS EVAN HOTTIE PETERS????? hmmmHhmmmmm?????? #AHS6 #AmericanHorrorStory 👿👿

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2. Seriously, it was really fucking confusing.

only 10 minutes left of #AHS6 and I still don't know what this season is really about

3. Even throughout the show, the theme wasn't 100% clear.

#AHS6 me still trynna figure out this season's theme

4. Is it American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare or is that only a small part of it?

Googling everything about the lost colonists at Roanoke. #AHS6

5. Not to mention the whole fictional documentary thing was...different.

I didn't ask for a TLC fucking documentary I asked for American Horror Story.

6. And if it really is inspired by true events, then...NOPE.

when you're watching #AHS6 & it says "this story is inspired by true events"

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7. At least the cast is great so far.

American Horror Story: Bitch Is That Cuba Gooding Jr?

8. But why didn't we see Evan Peters?

People: "This season is going to be the best" Me: after not seeing Evan Peters #AHS6

9. And where was the creepy-ass theme song we all love?

- no theme song - ended 5 min. early - No Jessica Lange - Evan Peters? - don't know the theme - no preview #AHS6

10. Seriously, where was the SONG?

@AdolescentIdle @AHSFX #AHS6 THE SONG WHERE IT AT BITCH IM PISSED RN

11. And what's with the rednecks??

ahs writer: hm.. what's worse than demons intern: ...redneck demons? ahs writer:... brilliant, place them in the south #AHS6

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12. WHY WOULD YOU BUY AN ABANDONED MANSION THAT SAID REDNECKS SPAT ON???

*sees abandoned looking mansion in the middle of nowhere for cheap* -people on #AHS6:

13. Maybe our expectations were too high.

"This season is going to be a lot better than Coven !" Me: #AHS6

14. But damn, those characters make some stupid fucking choices.

WHEN SHE GOT OUT THE CAR AND FOLLOWED A MYSTERIOUS OLD LADY INTO THE FORREST #AHS #AHS6

15. Why don't these people think things through first???

American Horror Story: Poor Decisions

16. Look, the whole experience was one big roller coaster.

17. And we're all still recovering from it.

I can't handle this first episode. They've almost died 5 times within the first hour. #AHS6

18. But at least we've all learnt something.

kylie was right, 2016 is the year of realizing things. i just realized the #AHS6 theme is american horror stories

19. Honestly, lord help your Twitter feed today.

People who aren't watching #AHS6 are opening their twitter feed like

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