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21 Important Questions Australians Have For Canadians

What's up with poutine?

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1. Why do you end all your sentences with "eh?"

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So you're from Canada, eh?

2. What's up with poutine?

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It looks... interesting.

3. Are beaver tails made out of real beaver tails?

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That's sick. You're sick Canada.

4. Are you offended by Terrance and Phillip?

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Has South Park tarnished your reputation?

5. Are you surrounded by Moose?

They're not as cool as koalas and kangaroos, but whatever.
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They're not as cool as koalas and kangaroos, but whatever.

6. Are you all just permanently freezing?

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No thanks.

7. Justin Bieber. Why?

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No, seriously, why?

8. Can we have Ellen Page?

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... Please?

9. How do you breed so many hot Ryans?

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Give us one. It's called sharing, don't be rude.

10. Why are you so obsessed with hockey?

It's even on your money though?
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It's even on your money though?

11. What's with your maple syrup obsession?

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Also, is it true your money smells like the stuff?

12. Do you all watch Degrassi?

Or are you really tired of hearing about it?
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Or are you really tired of hearing about it?

13. How on earth did you convince your government to grant marriage equality in 2005?

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Please send tips, or help.

14. How do you really feel about America and how they treat you?

Be honest.
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Be honest.

15. Why do you get a cute maple leaf on your golden arches?

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Can we have a kangaroo on ours, or?

16. Do you all speak French?

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Is that a thing?

17. Are you all really nice?

Or is it just an act?

18. WTF kind of flavour is this?

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It's called sauce, not ketchup, FYI.

19. Why are you so obsessed with Tim Hortons?

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Is it good? If so, can we have one?

20. How come your police get snazzy uniforms?

A lot of red, but also kind of cool?
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A lot of red, but also kind of cool?

21. And finally, what's it like living without beaches?

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Don't even try and pretend those sad little water holes you have actually count.