1. Why do you end all your sentences with "eh?"
2. What's up with poutine?
3. Are beaver tails made out of real beaver tails?
4. Are you offended by Terrance and Phillip?
5. Are you surrounded by Moose?
6. Are you all just permanently freezing?
7. Justin Bieber. Why?
8. Can we have Ellen Page?
9. How do you breed so many hot Ryans?
Give us one. It's called sharing, don't be rude.