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    17 Things Miranda Kerr Does On Instagram That Normal People Can't

    Goals.

    1. Have an entire beauty team at your disposal while someone massages your head in a selfie.

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    2. Hold pinkies in a photo shoot with your ex-husband's rumoured former flame.

    Instagram: Miranda Kerr / Via Instagram: @mirandakerr

    3. And also hang out with her in a photograph with Kim Kardashian.

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    4. Design your own line of crockery and then have a tea party with it.

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    5. Have a nap while someone applies your makeup and the other rubs your scalp.

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    6. Post a photo of your legs and have the world blow up about it.

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    7. Have Cara Delevingne photobomb you.

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    8. Make your hair stylist wait for you to take a selfie in front of your popcorn and fresh juice.

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    9. Have a sit-down dinner at the White House with a personalised place setting.

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    10. Share a video of adoring fans who took time out of their day just to spend a few seconds with you.

    11. Hang out with Anna Wintour in lavish gowns like it's NBD.

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    12. Cover yourself in Swarovski crystals and then pose like it's completely natural to have this much jewelry on you.

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    13. Stare into the distance while someone pretends to be really pleased about applying your lipstick.

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    14. Pretend to look at your phone while glamorously ignoring the person taking a photo of you.

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    15. Look really, REALLY excited while flashing your stylist.

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    16. Casually spend time at the beach like this.

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    Seems comfortable.

    17. And have someone personally dry your fingernails.

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    Damn Miranda, we wish we had your life.

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