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17 Things Miranda Kerr Does On Instagram That Normal People Can't

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1. Have an entire beauty team at your disposal while someone massages your head in a selfie.

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2. Hold pinkies in a photo shoot with your ex-husband's rumoured former flame.

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3. And also hang out with her in a photograph with Kim Kardashian.

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4. Design your own line of crockery and then have a tea party with it.

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5. Have a nap while someone applies your makeup and the other rubs your scalp.

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6. Post a photo of your legs and have the world blow up about it.

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7. Have Cara Delevingne photobomb you.

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8. Make your hair stylist wait for you to take a selfie in front of your popcorn and fresh juice.

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9. Have a sit-down dinner at the White House with a personalised place setting.

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10. Share a video of adoring fans who took time out of their day just to spend a few seconds with you.

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11. Hang out with Anna Wintour in lavish gowns like it's NBD.

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12. Cover yourself in Swarovski crystals and then pose like it's completely natural to have this much jewelry on you.

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13. Stare into the distance while someone pretends to be really pleased about applying your lipstick.

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14. Pretend to look at your phone while glamorously ignoring the person taking a photo of you.

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15. Look really, REALLY excited while flashing your stylist.

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16. Casually spend time at the beach like this.

Seems comfortable.
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Seems comfortable.

17. And have someone personally dry your fingernails.

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Damn Miranda, we wish we had your life.

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