17 Things Miranda Kerr Does On Instagram That Normal People Can't
Have an entire beauty team at your disposal while someone massages your head in a selfie.
Hold pinkies in a photo shoot with your ex-husband's rumoured former flame.
And also hang out with her in a photograph with Kim Kardashian.
Design your own line of crockery and then have a tea party with it.
Have a nap while someone applies your makeup and the other rubs your scalp.
Post a photo of your legs and have the world blow up about it.
Have Cara Delevingne photobomb you.
Make your hair stylist wait for you to take a selfie in front of your popcorn and fresh juice.
Have a sit-down dinner at the White House with a personalised place setting.
Share a video of adoring fans who took time out of their day just to spend a few seconds with you.
Hang out with Anna Wintour in lavish gowns like it's NBD.
Cover yourself in Swarovski crystals and then pose like it's completely natural to have this much jewelry on you.
Stare into the distance while someone pretends to be really pleased about applying your lipstick.
Pretend to look at your phone while glamorously ignoring the person taking a photo of you.
Look really, REALLY excited while flashing your stylist.
Casually spend time at the beach like this.
And have someone personally dry your fingernails.
Damn Miranda, we wish we had your life.
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