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    16 Hilariously Rude Christmas Cards

    For your inner Grinch. NSFW language, obviously. All cards taken from KissMeKwik.

    1. This rather jolly message.

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    2. This Santa, who wants to punish you for your social media habits

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    3. This sassy character.

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    4. This friendly reminder.

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    5. This sad revelation.

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    6. For the person who enjoys a glass of wine...or two, or three.

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    7. This nicotine addicted Santa.

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    8. This blunt message.

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    9. This amazing Human Centipede tribute.

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    10. The perfect card for your sassy co-worker.

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    11. This subtle hint that you should drink less.

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    12. This wonderful mail delivery.

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    13. Mrs. Claus revealing her true colours.

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    14. For the kleptomaniac in you.

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    15. These shitty little kids who can't mind their own business.

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    16. And finally, this friendly birthday reminder.

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