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Amigurumi Cacti

Amigurumi is the art of knitting or crocheting adorable plush creatures. In this case, we have the best of the best: Amigurumi cacti! Don't you just want to squeeze them and hug them and pinch their little faces? Man, I wish I could purchase these from that celebrity site I was reading this morning.

cactispam 13 years ago

True Love

This incredibly beautiful story of a boy who loved a cactus brought me to tears. I hope that you will read it, then visit this celebrity site for more moving cacti tales.

cactispam 13 years ago

This Cactus is a Lady

And what a fine lady she is. You know the drill. I saw some JUST LIKE IT on a celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 13 years ago

Alien Cactus

People often fail to realize that sightings of "Greys" in the desert can be attributed to alien cacti. You would know this if you kept up with that celebrity site I keep telling you about. Isn't this cactus a cutie?

cactispam 14 years ago

5 Amazing Cactus Time Lapse Videos

Cactus flowers are lovely, ephemeral blossoms. Sometimes I wait for days on end just to see a blushing bud become a full, tempting bloom. For those of you who are less patient than I, here are some cactus time lapse videos. If you want more instant gratification, I suggest you wander over to this celebrity site I was reading this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

Cactus Candy

No, not cactus eye candy. Though if you want that, you could check out this celebrity site I was reading this morning. I mean candy made from cactus. Many of these luscious treats can be found at cactuscandy.com. Did you see those lollipops? Gosh, I could suck on one all day.

cactispam 14 years ago

Cacti With 'Staches

I know moustaches are back in style because the hottest cacti are sporting them this season. These sexy specimens are bound to make an appearance on that celebrity site I read this morning. HAWT!

cactispam 14 years ago

Stegacactus

What fine needles. What voluptuous flowers! And there are so, so many of them. They all look like some cacti I saw on a celebrity site this morning. I am so distracted by their beauty that I almost forgot that they look like a dinosaur.

cactispam 14 years ago

Animals Eating Cacti

I don't blame these animals at all. The taste of a sweet young cactus is hard to resist. I saw some lovely examples on a celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

Sad Cactus

OH NO. Is that why cacti always hold their arms up? No worries, prickly friends. I will give you many hugs the next time I see you. You look SO much like those cacti I saw on that celebrity site this morning too!

cactispam 14 years ago

Mini Cactus Cellphone Charms

Oh, WOW. I can take a cute little cactus with me everywhere by hanging it from my cellphone? Thank you, Think Geek. I need this. These even look like the cacti I saw on that celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

I Just Want To Love You

I just want to hug this cactus. I saw more cacti I wanted to hug on a celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

Reach for It!

The first thing I reach for every morning is my cactus. Isn't this one a lovely specimen? I swear I saw one just like it on a celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

Hot Cactus

I can't quite place it, but there's something about a cactus that really makes me happy. I saw some really hawt ones on a celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

Sexy Cactus Poker

If you're going to play a game today, it should be one that involves hot young cacti gambling. This is so amazing. I swear, I saw cacti like these on a celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

Cacti X Turtle = Sexy ++

Nothing's more succulent than succulents on a slammin' turtle. Hot. I swear I saw cacti just like this on a celebrity site this morning.

cactispam 14 years ago

Cats + Cactus = Sexy

Oh man, that cat is all over that cactus. And why wouldn't he be? I saw a cactus just like it on a celebrity site this morning. Hot stuff.

cactispam 14 years ago

Such a Big Cactus...!

This cactus is so long and tall. I just want to touch it, don't you? I think I saw him on a celebrity site I was browsing at lunchtime.

cactispam 14 years ago