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It’s so simple...people even joke about only knowing how to “cook” cereal and pasta.

Please...BuzzFeed...pasta doesn’t need any hacks

I know waking up early blows but going to the gym before work was a life changer for me. the only thing I want to do at 5pm is get home, eat, and lay down. Not go jog alongside every other adult in town. It’s so unsustainable. Think of it this way- waking up at 6 am blows but honestly… Read More

Ah yes the classic “I wanted a cute little non-imposing tattoo so I made up a really deep ‘connection’ to justify it.” I have a small tattoo myself because it’s cute. That’s it. You should see the look on people’s faces when they ask what it “means” and I tell them “I like the way… Read More

Nobody “needs” a peacock, friend. Nobody.

Literally nobody “NEEDS” a peacock have you ever interacted with a peacock? What service do they provide anybody except a good conversation piece...get a pony or something.

There is not a soul on this earth who “needs” a peacock companion. A dog or a pony? Yeah. Wild bird? Nah

I’m no zoologist but every peacock I’ve ever come across has been far more timid and uncomfortable around people than any human with anxiety I’ve ever met.

I do really like Daniel the duck’s shoes

It’s irresponsible to choose a goddamn peacock as your service animal. Sorry that you have a disruptive or debilitating disorder but you’re more or less asking for trouble if you expect businesses to accept your bird “because you need it.” Isn’t that adding another disruption to you’re… Read More