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Aw, I was hoping you would say she was dressed as Porky Pig or Piglet, since she was getting up close & personal with the bacon.

Evolution is one of those hilarious movies I never get tired of watching. Ca-CAW! Ca-CAW!

Dear #5, We don't judge you for existing with kids out in public. We judge you because you let your screaming brats run loose & unattended at nice restaurants. You don't remove them when they get bored and annoying at art galleries and museums. You change diapers in a movie theater… Read More

Shhh... don't tell anyone, but I got out of Thanksgiving by telling everyone I had to work. On Thanksgiving, I slept in and ate bbq brisket and watched old movies all by myself. It was glorious.

Cheese makes EVERYTHING better.

Your family's right. You are a picky eater.

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those tamales yesterday that I purchased from a random stranger that knocked on my door.

I went university to become a teacher. My last semester before graduation was the "student teaching" practice. The kids were so awful (middle schoolers,) that I decided there was NO WAY I was going to teach for a living. I now work in an industry that has nothing to do with… Read More

There sure is a bustle in that hedgerow.

I had a roommate once who loved to play at cooking, but he was never taught basics. His spaghetti sauce was just canned tomato paste & tons of garlic powder. That's it. At least he tried, I guess, but i couldn't eat it.