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KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME (Fiona Apple) OUT YOUR-

*thunderous claps of agreement*

The real cost of care is not nearly what hospitals and insurance companies price it at for an obscene profit.

The process of autophagy, achieved with 72+ hours of fasting from everything but water, will clean up the body on a cellular level- the longer you do it, the greater the benefit.

Also! for anyone who cares- espresso doesn't have an x in it, but it makes sense that people would make that mistake though because "express" is associated with quickness, just as caffeine is. Grammar & spelling proficiency is only ONE kind of intelligence- but the adaptive thinking… Read More

Women are held at surgical knifepoint for the sake of an erection.

"Gee boss, if this was the [insert whatever decade it was here], people would assume you were a red dicked baboon neathderthal with less impulse control than a toddler, looking for a lawsuit, teehee! 🥰👜"

#5- I would've made literal waves- cannonballing into the pool with that incredible douche's phone after swiftly ripping it out of his cheetoh dust encrusted, friction-worn, creepy little goblin claws 😾 or at least I'd like to think so... moments like that are so fucking shell-shocking… Read More

Are they gonna do a musical about the film of the musical of the film? So fetch.

She had a very sex, drugs & rock n' roll childhood, was troubled well into her adult life as a result, but then still managed to give us so many iconic performances, while also being an actual confetti popper of daisies and sunbeams to everyone around her... let's let her have her… Read More