3. Super Busy Guy
“AAAAHHH I’m so sorry, but something literally just came up with work and I have to bail — I know, I know, I am the worst. Things have just been INSANE lately. Can we try for next week? But after Wednesday because I know things are going to be CRAZY for me until then.” Rinse, wash, repeat.
4. Negging Guy
“It’s so cool how you don’t care that much about how you look.”
See also: Undermining Guy.
5. lower case emailing guy
usually means he’s either passive-aggressive or overly emo/twee
6. Sex Tape Making/Emulating Guy
Does not apply if you met in Craigslist Misc Romance.
7. Fantasy Sports Obsessed Guy
One fantasy league at a time is acceptable. Two is questionable. Three or more, goodbye ever doing anything except watching sports!
8. “I Just Ran Out of Condoms” Guy
9. Weird Diet Guy
Enjoy constantly accommodating his diet of nuts, berries and salmon.
See also: “That’s Unhealthy” Guy.
10. Overly Groomed Guy
Never trust a man with a hair dryer.
13. Always Orders For You Guy
MAYBE THE LADY DOESN’T WANT THE STEAK, OKAY?
18. Maxim Subscriber
- President Trump has given House Republicans an ultimatum: Pass their health care bill Friday or he will move on to other issues.
- FBI agents posed as filmmakers to talk to armed militia during a standoff in Nevada, then used the footage against two men on trial in federal court.
- The suspect in the London terror attack near Parliament, who was killed by police, has been identified as 52-year-old Khalid Masood.
- A lawsuit has been filed against a renowned UC Berkeley professor who allegedly sexually harassed and assaulted a former student and employee.