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28 Gifts For Anyone Who Likes Cheese More Than People

♫ I'm dreaming of a cheesy Christmas... ♫

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1. A grilled cheese sandwich that won't get your clothes all greasy when you hug it.

So soft. So squishy.

Get it from Nordstrom $35.

2. An amazing gun that dispenses hot cheese instead of hot glue.

The easily removable (and washable) cheese compartment is designed to fit sticks, but you can also use shredded cheese or folded up slices. Pick some cheese, heat up the gun, and top off some nachos! Or build a cracker cottage! Or seal up some mess-free tacos!

Note: The Fondoodler is licensed and sold by BuzzFeed.

3. A cozy sweatshirt to wear while making a Leaning Tower of Cheeza.

Get it from Human for $35.20.



4. A tote that knows what dreams are made of.

♫ And who am I to disagree? ♫

Get it from Threadless for $15.95 (you can also find this design printed on tees, onesies, phone cases, and a variety of other products).

5. A personalized keychain for the ~cheese in your sandwich~.

What a compliment.

Get it from Auntie Mims on Etsy for $15.35.

6. And a friendship necklace to wear with your cheese-loving chums.

Get one necklace from birdshome on Etsy for $9.50 (you get a discount when you buy more than two).

7. Plus a pair of enamel friendship pins.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $20.

8. Party plates that'll make your next wine and cheese party a little less stuffy.

They're reusable and can be washed in the dishwasher.

Get them from Amazon for $12.69 (for a set of four).

9. A wall calendar printed with cheeses from all around the world.

From Gorgonzola to Limburger.

Get it from Lou Paper on Etsy for $25.

10. A dress that's sure to garner at least five, "OMG! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" comments.

It's up to you whether you decide to reveal your secret or not.

Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in sizes XS to XXXL).

11. A wall organizer that looks like a big ol' slice of Swiss.

You could even hang keys from the holes!

Get it from Article on Etsy for $69.

12. A cheese knife that won't get lost in a cluttered drawer.

You'll also never forget what it's for.

Because it's yellow. Like cheese.


Get it from Amazon for $9.25.

13. An incredibly informative cheese wheel (sorted by the type of animal the cheese came from and texture).

How many of the 65 featured cheeses have you tried?

Get it from Pop Chart Lab for $36.

14. A tea towel to clean up spills after you get a little toooooooo enthusiastic about eating queso.

We don't blame you. Queso is a treasure.

Get it from Fisk & Fern on Etsy for $16.

15. A book to teach you about the ~art~ of the cheese plate.

Get it from Amazon for $23.56.

If you want something a little more comprehensive, check out The Oxford Companion to Cheese — it's over 800 pages long!

16. Socks for wannabe cheesemongers.

Get them from Nordstrom for $6.

17. Ornaments to turn your tree into a veritable cheese counter.

Get them from Terrain for $16.

18. Cheese picks that have better penmanship than you.

You should be ashamed.

Get them from Uncommon Goods for $35.

19. A tee to wear when you pray to the Cheese Gods.

Get it from Human for $19.99 (also available in onesies, hoodies, pullovers, and tanks, a variety of colors, and sizes S to XXL).

20. A notepad printed with the one item you *alwaysalwaysalways* have on your grocery list.

Get it from Power and Light Press on Etsy for $10.

21. A cheesy puff trio for people who are a little too good for Pirate's Booty and Cheez Balls.

Made in Portland, Oregon.

Get them from Mouth for $12.40.

22. Cufflinks so you can express your love for the greatest food on the face of the earth when you're at a formal event.

Get them from Amazon for $14.99.

23. A wooden cheeseboard engraved with a (personalized) message of love.

The board comes with four different utensils.

Get it from Auntie Mims on Etsy for $40.93.

24. A stacking game for a whole family of cheese lovers to play on game night.

Don't have kids? Turn it into a drinking game.

Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

25. A gadget to help anyone (even YOU!) make cheese right at home.

It comes with a recipe book to get you started.

Get it from Amazon for $29.67.

26. A cheese curling knife you can also use for chocolate... although why you'd want to is beyond me.

Get it from Amazon for $35.71.

27. A tee for people who know that fries aren't complete until they're covered with the good stuff.

Get it from BoxLunch for $28.90 (available in sizes S to XXL).

28. And illustrated paper to wrap up your pile of cheese-tastic gifts.

Get it from Becka Griffin on Etsy for $5.76.

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