7. "Sharks. I never saw that coming."

5. "Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we're going to get in that chopper and throw bombs into the tornados."
4. "Sharks in a tornado. Sharknado. Simply stunning."
3. "Beverly Hills' emergency services are second to none."

2. "I'm not a stripper."

1. "Looks like it's that time of the month."
