7. “Sharks. I never saw that coming.”
3. “Beverly Hills’ emergency services are second to none.”
2. “I’m not a stripper.”
1. “Looks like it’s that time of the month.”
- One person died and 108 were injured after a commuter train crashed into a New Jersey Transit station in Hoboken on Thursday morning.
- Fans of Donald Trump say Bill Clinton's past indiscretions are fair game at the next debate.
- Asos workers at the heart of its global retail empire say they're being treated like machines to deliver fast fashion.