We only read gossip rags, the New Yorker, and the occasional young adult novel, but it's always kind of impossible to pass by the latest issue of McSweeney's at the bookstore for purely aesthetic reasons. Anyway, here's the film version, already in its third installment, and it's a total bargain for you culture-hungry cheapskates.
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