God, it must really suck to hate your job. At BuzzFeed, we have no idea what that's like, we can only speculate. For a low price of $699, Vocation Vacations lets you pay someone to intern for them. We also have some paying intern positions here if anyone's interested.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.