Thirtysomething? Life not going so well? Maybe you're in the throes of a thrisis.
Coined, apparently, by the London Times, the term "thrisis" refers to "an early midlife crisis." Of course! Upcoming trend predictions: The twisis, followed soon by the teensis.
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