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The Presidential Announcement Roll-Out

John McCain warns that he's going to run for President.

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It's like the grand entrance on My Super Sweet Sixteen but slightly more anti-climactic. People just don't care unless you take your sweeeeeet ass time to do something they know you're going to do anyway. Whoever announces their candidacy in 12 steps or less wins!

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