Thank God I…

New website is looking for a few good stories with titles that start out as “Thank God I…”

This site implores you to ask yourself, “What am I really thankful to God for?” and “Is this a joke?” as well as, “Why are Christians so unintentionally hilarious?” It even manages to offend Vice magazine and its readers, the sort of people who don’t even bat an eyelash at the sight of a jar filled with turds and facial scabs, if that’s any indication.

Editorial note: Whoa! You’ve found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn’t really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we’re leaving it up as a part of our early history.

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