Terror-Free Oil

The “Terror-Free Oil Initiative” will open its first gas station in Omaha.

Whoa, the War on Terror just stepped up its game. I have a better idea, maybe the people in Omaha should stop driving and walk more.

Editorial note: Whoa! You’ve found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn’t really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we’re leaving it up as a part of our early history.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

Now Buzzing