Omg! Sophie Dahl is dating Jamie Cullum! And she's like, a foot taller. But we can't tell if that's why they're a weird looking couple or if it's because, well, Jamie Cullum is kind of weird looking. Someone should start a speed dating service that helps tall women meet short men!
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