Rock star food diaries! Word on the street is that Alex Kapranos is a surprisingly good food critic. One dude even goes so far as to say "Why Kapranos continues to waste his time performing for crowds of ecstatic, devoted, nubile fans when he's already found his true calling is anyone's guess."
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