A huge fuzzy blanket with sleeves for your arms.
These have been around for awhile, but it's a cold, wintry night and we can't think of anything we'd rather do than curl up on the couch in a giant slanket and update our Facebook profiles.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.