Save the TP, Save the World
Sheryl Crow recommends saving the planet by limiting yourself to one square of toilet paper per restroom visit, "except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
Sure, Earth Day has passed, but that doesn't mean it's too late to help the environment by cutting down on wiping (or giving it up completely). Other easy steps you can take to help the Earth: stop going to work, practice green sex.
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