Ugh, those evil hippies are at it again, with their organic food and charity restaurants. Okay, maybe the brie, cranberry, and chicken pizza does sound kind of amazing, but I don't know how I feel about taking handouts from the devil. I'll stick to White Castle when I'm feeling low on cash, thank you.
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