Rebound Relationship Breakups

Jessica “Bounceback” Simpson and John Mayer spilt; Denise “Divorcee” Richards and Richie “Heather Locklear Bye Bye” Sambora are over.

Sorry Cameron and Criss, but we’re afraid history just isn’t in your favor. You kids have fun while it lasts!

Editorial note: Whoa! You’ve found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn’t really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we’re leaving it up as a part of our early history.

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