Now you won't have to resort to getting your eyelids tattooed! The idea of which, frankly, makes us shudder. (Thanks for the tip!)
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.