Time to cancel that all-night coke party! The only thing you'll be snorting this spring is FLONASE. (Thanks for the tip, Mike).
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.