No more excuses, no more elaborate games of "Whodunnit?" Now you can know once and for all who your baby daddy is, as long as you live near a Rite Aid.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.