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Modern Fortune Cookies

Updated “fortunes” have been showing up in Chinese restaurants, dealing out some harsh truths.

The “you need professional help” fortune seems to have really touched a nerve with bloggers, while the one reading “Today is a disastrous day” is being pulled from circulation. Can ironic-hipster fortune cookies be far behind? Let’s hope not.

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