We were just remarking how sick we were of the buffalo wings over at Hooters. Now if only someone would open a fried chicken and porn restaurant, life would be complete.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.