Paris Hilton's shaman guru turns out to be an actor who has starred in such movies as Pirates of the Caribbean.
Could Paris Hilton's publicity stunt help out Maxie Santillan's fledgeling acting career? Just look at the wonders she did for Cisco Adler's balls.
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