Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape

An illicit copy of 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which Marilyn Monroe performs oral sex on an unidentified man was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million.

Finally, a sex tape with some class! We thought it was just gonna be Gene Simmons and Amy Fisher sex tapes from here on out.

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